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wanted me to cook for them.
And the price for this hostile takeover—$300.
My mortgage alone was $2,400.
The heating bill in winter was $400.
I grabbed a Sharpie from the drawer.
I wrote in big black letters across the entire page:
NO.
I walked to the front door.
I unlocked it, opened it about two inches, keeping the security chain on, and shoved the paper continue reading …
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