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limits.”
Bert’s face falls.
“So… no low-fat, low-cholesterol options?”
St. Peter laughs.
“No need. You won’t get sick or gain weight here.”
Bert turns to Edna, mock-serious.
“This is your fault! If you hadn’t made me eat kale-chicken muffins and bran cereal for fifty years, we’d still be alive!”
Edna just shakes her head, laughing.
“Oh, Bert. Even in heaven,continue reading …
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